Tiger Woods is DAMN lucky he doesn't live in Dubai!

A man and a woman were arrested for sexual content found on their cell phones, otherwise known as sexting.

In the United Arab Emirates, it is illegal to engage in an extramarital affair, and though the sexts were not enough to convict them of an actual affair, they were still given three months in prison for planning to "commit sin."

Yikes! Tough neighborhood!

We think it'd probably be good to send Jesse James to this part of the world. Turd!

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We love, adore, worship, respect and can't get enough of her!

Check out the world premiere of Peaches's music video for her song Billionaire, above - exclusively on PerezHilton.com!

The United Nations Development Program has appointed Antonio Banderas as a Goodwill Ambassador in the fight against poverty.

The Spanish actor will be working to bring more focus to the Millennium Development Goals, which is attempting to reduce the amount of worldwide poverty in HALF by 2015.

Banderas said in a statement:

"Poverty robs us of our potential as a people, preventing us from being all that we can be. This is why it is so important to mobilize all of our efforts to defeat it."

We think it's wonderful that he's using his success to try and help those less fortunate.

Congratulations!

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That's too bad!

Rumors were swirling about Paula Abdul hosting the remake of Star Search, but the deal did not go through. A source reveals:

“A deadline was given and no agreement was reached. And she was offered a lot of money…It looks like we hit the end of the road with Paula."

She's probably holding out for that sweet X Factor gig with Simon!

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This sounds an awful lot like Sweet Home Alabama.

Reese Witherspoon is rumored to be starring in The Pioneer Women, a film being developed by Columbia Pictures.

The Pioneer Woman will be based on the popular blog by Ree Drummond about a woman who made a detour in Oklahoma on her way to Chicago from L.A. and met the man of her dreams "and transformed from spoiled city girl to domestic ranch wife."

Yawn.

We think Reese should branch out more in her film roles — aren't these romantic comedy roles getting a bit tired?

What do U think?

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Meow!

Alec Baldwin was pissed when National Enquirer writer Mike Walker wrote an article about the actor yelling at Tina Fey on the set of 30 Rock so he responded in an interview with Britian's The Times calling him a "whore" and a "queen."

Mike responded in The Enquirer with, "Here's my headline: 'Alec Baldwin - Raging Closet Homophobe!' Grab your pitchforks and torches, Hollywood - the monster lurks among ye! Just for the record: I am not gay, as my wife will attest."

Not one to let things go, Alec went to the New York Post to say:

"Yes, he (Walker) is a goat-footed, wheezy, old queen, and all my male lovers agree with me."

LOLs — Alec may have a bad temper, but he does have a good sense of humor!

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